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. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It.

. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

.How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

.What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?                                                                                                                                                                                                   Polaroids

. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work?
A Stick

.What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

.What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

.What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

.What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?                                                                                                                                                                                    Frostbite.

. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A Nervous Wreck.

. What’s The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?                                                                                                                                                                                                           Anyone Can Roast Beef.

.Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

. Why Don’t Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

.What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?                                                                                                                                                                                                                   The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

. Why Did Pilgrims’ Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

.What’s The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? 

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

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