A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the M5 so she eases it over onto the hard shoulder.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the back of the car facing the oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in rain coats exposing their naked bodies to approaching drivers…
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn’t very long before a police car arrived.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What is going on here?”
“My car broke down, Officer” says the woman, calmly.
“Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?” asks the Officer…
“Oh, those are my emergency flashers!” she replied.