I recently heard the tale of a phenomenal hamster called Kevin.
Kevin, the hamster was born in far away chocolate land on one of the pointy-up bits. His early life was replete with yodels and tree felling and not a little chocolate consumption and associated tidying up afterwards.
Despite his natural inclination to chew everything to shreds, Kevin the hamster found himself in a tiny minority of handy hamsters. His discovery of unsuspected manual skills set him off on a career that spanned the globe until, rather late in life for a hamster, Kevin the hamster decided to walk towards the rising sun and take a navel gazing tour of the mysterious orient.
Under the influence of the shades of multitudinous ancestors and a desire to earn from home instead of eating it, Kevin the hamster ensnared a local beauty and settled down to create money from the dreams of other people.
In a moment that required a screech of “EURIKA!” but was actually marked simply with the rather banal statement “I can do this”, Kevin the hamster found that his skills ascended into the cerebral zone and that he had a need for chalk dust on his lapels. Age, it seemed, had accreted knowledge and an ability to impart it to others.
After many years of successfully transforming mental processes into flow charts, diagrams, videos and money, Kevin the hamster had become Kevin, the hamster guru! His skills were watched by envious eyes and he was eventually inveigled into sharing his skills and knowledge with a world of needy wannabes.
Kevin the hamster had found his niche!
Pupils flocked from all over the world to hear him speak and to collect the crumbs of wisdom that fell from his table.
As he amassed a healthy life style, a beautiful family of two guinea pigs and an envious reputation, Kevin the hamster decided to travel the long road to immortality and launched his latest WSO and modesty-riddled video at