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Is this Heaven?

An old man and his dog were walking along a country road, enjoying the scenery when it suddenly occurred to the man that he had died. He remembered dying, and realised, too, that the dog had been dead for many years. He wondered where the road would lead them, and continued onward.

After     a   while they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road.    

It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill it was broken by a tall, white arch that gleamed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother of pearl and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He was pleased he had finally arrived at Heaven and the man and his dog walked toward the gate. As he got closer, he saw someone sitting at a beautifully carved desk off to one side. When he was close enough he called out, ”Excuse me, but is this Heaven?”

”Yes it is Sir,” the man answered.

”Wow! Would you happen to have some water?” the man asked.

”Of course, Sir. Come right in, and I’ll have some ice water brought right up.”

The gatekeeper gestured to his rear, and the huge gate began to open.

“I assume my friend can come in…” the man said gesturing to his

Dog.                    

The reply was  ”I’m sorry Sir, but we don’t accept pets.”

The man thought about  it, then thanked the gatekeeper, turned back toward the road, in the direction he had been going.

After another long walk, he reached the top of another long hill, and he came to a dirt road which led through a farm gate. There was no fence, and it looked as if the gate had never been closed as grass had grown up around it. As he approached the gate, he saw a man just inside, sitting in the shade of a tree in a rickety old chair, reading a book.

”Excuse me” he called to the reader. ”Do you have any water?”

”Yeah, sure, there’s a pump over there.” the man said, pointing to a place that couldn’t be seen from outside the gate. ”Come on in and make yourself at home.”

”How about my friend here?” the traveler gestured to the dog.

”He’s welcome too, and there’s a bowl by the pump.” the man said.

They walked through the gate and, sure enough, there was an old- fashioned hand pump with a dipper hanging on it and a bowl next to it on the ground.

The man filled the bowl for his dog, and then took a long drink himself. When both were satisfied, he and the dog walked back toward the man, who was sitting under the tree waiting for them, and asked, ”What do you call this place?”.

”This is Heaven.” was the answer.

”We1l that’s confusing.” the traveler said “It certainly doesn’t look like Heaven and there’s another man down the road who said that place was Heaven.”

”Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates?”

”Yes, it was beautiful.”

”Nope, that’s Hell.”

”Doesn’t it offend you for them to use the name of Heaven like that?”

”No, I can see how you might think so, but it actually saves us a lot of time.

They screen out the people who are willing to leave their best friends     behind . . . . .

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