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Fur coats

I can’t remember where I heard this but see what you think:-

Cats do what they want
They seldom listen to you
They are totally unpredictable
When you want play, they want to be alone
When you want to be alone, they want to play
They expect you to cater to their every whim
They’re moody
They leave hair everywhere
CATS ARE TINY WOMEN IN FUR COATS

Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture
They can hear a food package being opened half a mile away
They can look dum and loveable at the same time
They growl when they are not happy
When you want to play, they want to play
When you want to be alone, they want to play
They leave their toys everywhere
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to kiss you
They go for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
DOGS ARE LITTLE MEN IN FUR COATS

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